We Love Melissa Missy Giove….but…..
Dear Missy Giove. Really… I be like… begging you to stop saying “FUCK” & “FUCKING” as every third word that exits your mouth for suck’s fake! People will really rucking fespect you lots mucking fore, you’ll look much smucking farter, and you won’t embarrass others so mucking fuch (unless you don’t care about others’ comfort). Please respect “others” wishes in this, you are an individual, act the luck fike one, i.e: Act ducking fifferently to all the wuck-fits that feel the nucking feed to say “FUCK” to get their pucking foint across; it is a sign of a weak mind…. I promise to buy you “Adjectives for Dummies” for christmas if you be like… a good gucking firl for Santa this year.
Rebuke notwithstanding, we be like… loving you this mucking fuch: